It's predictable
Spurs News 24/7Via the BBC's Premier League predictor. Click here to play. I completed my under the influence of alcohol. I've seen a few people predict that Tottenham, Arsenal and Chelsea will all finish on around 71 points. Which means heartbreak thanks to goal difference. I've decided to go against the expectations that are most likely to play out and instead romanticise the idea that others will choke this time, rather than the usual suspects (us).
My entire prediction really rests on us beating Chelsea at Stamford Bridge (why you laugh at me?) and Arsenal dropping points on the final day away to Newcastle. In short, I have us down to win all our remaining games. Zany. I'm such a rebel.
Fantasy football. Just let me embrace my delusion for a little while longer.
So, for the record:
4th May
Spurs 2 Soton 0
QPR 0 Arsenal 3
5th May
Man Utd 2 Chelsea 1
8th May
Chelsea 1 Spurs 2
11th May
Aston Villa 1 Chelsea 2
12th May
Stoke 1 Spurs 2
14th May
Arsenal 2 Wigan 0
19th May
Chelsea 1 Everton 1
Newcastle 2 Arsenal 2
Spurs 3 Sunderland 0
Glory! Or something equally intoxicating.