"I don't really care if Arsenal win 4-0 [next weekend], If I'm honest, I'm sure Spurs will - but I only care that our fans enjoy themselves."

A gem. Apparently only said in jest. He decided it was jest when he slept on it and woke up realising how utterly contemptible he sounded. Doesn't quite make sense, does it? How exactly would Newcastle fans enjoy a 4-0 drubbing? Unless he was alluding to another four goal comeback to keep the locals entertained. End of the day, this is Pardew. Thinks he's a decent coach because he wears a suit and attempted to grow a Pep beard.

His raw post-match opinion is a fairly obvious one. Do we expect anything less? Of course not. The Premier League, the gift that keeps on giving. As long as your colours are red and not white and blue.

On the flip side...who truly cares what a two-bob football manager says and does? And if you're left desiring and hoping Newcastle to 'do us a favour' then you're pretty much doomed. **** them. **** anything that isn't Tottenham.

Haters always gonna hate.