The Stupendous Adventures of Bale and Bentley
David: Alright Gareth.
Gareth: Alright David.
David: What you up too?
Gareth: Just combing my hair. You?
David: Push-ups. I combed my twice already this morning.
Gareth: Push-ups? Hair looks great by the way. What product you using?
David: The gaffer said I should concentrate on getting the basics right so I decided to give the star-jumps a rest. I’m using Quantum Sequence.
Gareth: How’s it working out?
David: Amazing. Weightless style, brings out the highlights and it’s got this zippy bounce when I run.
Gareth: No, not your hair. The push-ups.
David: I don’t know. Ok I guess.
Gareth: Sky Sports had you on yet?
David: No, not yet. Getting into camera shot when I’m practically laying on the floor…it’s tricky business.
Gareth: I can imagine.
David: Anything planned for later?
Gareth: I’m seeing a witch doctor.
David: You need to stop going to Faces.
Gareth: I know. What about you? Anything planned?
David: I’m kicking a ball.
Gareth: From a roof into a skip?
David: No. Just kicking it. On the training field. Around the cones. Alone.
NEXT WEEK: Gareth and David feed a squirrel at the Lodge but disaster strikes when the little blighter chokes on a nut and David and the squirrel have to call emergency services.