Posted on COYS by HH:
OK for all you doubters.
Darren Bent is Spurs
From the man himself, just got the phone 2 minutes ago.
Don't expect an announcement from the club until July 1st.
The fee will not be announced but it is nowhere near what we offered Charlton for him last January.
BTW there is a real chance of further sanctions against West Ham.
All this from one phone call. The comment about sanctions against WH must be a hint that Bent decided against them because of the possibility of relegation - though, doubtful anyone has the bollocks to dish out the punishment they should have got months back when the Prem League choked and bottled it.
In addition, HH has also stated that 2 players will leave Spurs to join Charlton - one on loan and one on a permanent contract. Routledge is surely one of them. He also had this to say:
There are more but I will not have anymore real information till at least next monday.
But it will be the details of the last of the 4 major signings we are after this season.
Bale, Kaboul, Bent, and ? (it was Nani). I will leave you all to speculate, but I will tell you now it ain't an out and out LW.
Not an out and out left winger. Because left wingers are as rare as rocking horse shit. So, I'm meant to believe that Darren Bent called up HH and told him he's joining Spurs but not officially until July 1st when we announce it....while the chief executive of Charlton states:
"We look forward to Darren starting with us in the Championship next season, which is a massive boost to our chance of returning to the Premier League."
We set a valuation for Darren and West Ham were the only club prepared to meet that valuation"
Yes. Charlton will not sell him unless a club matches their valuation. Something only the desperate 'ammers have done. So how is offering less money and a couple of players going to turn Charlton's head?
If anything Man Utd will bid for him, needing a striker now that Saha is injured. Again.
So, we are after a 4th player? No shit Sherlock, who would have guessed, considering we have needed a left-winger for years now.
Oh, and nice one on the 'July 1st' announcement. Thats a convenient 2 and a bit weeks that HH can enjoy ITK status before he gets found out for being a drunk deluded charlatan and IP banned. The worship of false Gods is frowned upon. Ask Moses and that mob that followed him around. It was their fault they got lost for a few decades, preferring to listen to the mis-guided few instead of Charlton Heston.
Well, listen to Spooky. There are very few very limited variables when it comes to predicting who will sign for who. Throw enough shit at the wall and some of it will stick. Try throwing diarrhea and it will stick all over you.
DONT FEED THE ITK'S.