Spurs fans after a win:
Optimist: “Brilliant, love this team, COYS”
Pessimist: Alternating between “we might lose next week” and “….remember when we last lost?” and not saying anything.
Spurs fans after a loss:
Optimist: “We were disappointing, but we go again, COYS”
Pessimist: “I TOLD YOU WE’D LOSE AGAIN, POCH IS CLUELESS, WE’LL NEVER WIN ANYTHING, BOTTLED IT! I WAS RIGHT, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!”
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU ABSOLUTE LEGENDS.
DML is returning in 2019 to follow the best Tottenham side of our lifetime*.
*ignoring the ancient ones amongst us that were alive in the 60s. Show-offs.