Some WAGS just ooze class

Click on this link. That's Danielle Lloyd laying on the floor, battered and bloody, having been hurled backwards into a glass table at a night club by a couple of female clubbers who were busy dancing on the back of a VIP sofa. She was left needing emergency plastic surgery. Jamie was left needing a lobotomy for going out with her in the first place.

£9K a week and the best he can do is a West End night club where the bouncers can't even stop a catfight. Lloyd is a magnet for trouble who seems to jump from one footballer to the next as often as Joey Barton picks up litter.

I still would.

Lloyd that is. Not Barton. That would be hideous.