spurs virginity lost in early 80s
regular since 87 season
season ticket holder 2004 - 2014
currently in exile

spooky username registered on football message boards in 2002
rant driven letters to chairman during pre-season, july, 2004, posted on forums
letters regularly appearing on glory glory forum

dml birthed in 2007 on google platform, currently powered by squarespace

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co-founder of the fighting cock podcast

1882 enthusiast


est 2007



What they said, what we did

"Sh*t club and sh*t deluded fans"

Go on then, I'll bite just for you.


"You'll never quality for Europe"

Qualify for Europe.

"You'll never break into the top four"

Break into the top four.

"You'll never get past the qualifying round of the CL"

Get past qualifying round.

"You'll never get out of the group stage of the CL"

Finish top of group, reach Q-F's.

"You'll fall apart again and drop back to mid-table where you belong"

Finished top four a second time, retained consistency with competitiveness at top tier of the Prem.

"We're coming to get ya Tottenham"

Not quite.