Choking on my coco-pops

Morning. Well, actually, afternoon, but let's not get bogged down by details. Straight to the point:

Gallas. Captain. Possibly.

I didn't agree with Robbie Keane's captaincy on his return from his hellish Anfield loan and would find this particular appointment to be a tad disrespectful. Not so much because of his connection to the swamp things but because he hasn't even pulled on a Spurs shirt yet and we have plenty of seasoned Lilywhites that are far far far more deserving.